tetraghostfan:

*wakes up* what the fuck

(via jesussbabymomma)

poopflow:

james franco look like one of those sweaty stoners that shows up to class late every day and is like “you got another pencil i can use bruh” and he never gives them back what does he do with all those pencils

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

sancly:

One time in first grade I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit

saME

(Source: settles, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

darkrhalf:

Don’t take my kindness for weakness. You’re pretty much dead to me if you take advantage of me or my feelings.

(via droograt)

mylifeasqueenb:

girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle

(via gracecornell)